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14 Reasons To Love Pope Francis

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mrscalypsojackson:

THIS SHOW GAVE ZERO FUCKS

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fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

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kindofsharethat:

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hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

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Disney Fine Art

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reblog if your mother no longer sets your bedtime and your life has lost all structure

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dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

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v171:

Remember that time when Mississippi State took a photograph of me and put it on their brochure and shipped it out to the entire country and didn’t realize I had a massive hickey on my neck?

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starbucks-conversations:

The saddest thing about this is, when people laughed at him, he thought they were laughing with him.

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rlmjob:

bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

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didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

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liilac-wine:

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

This post genuinely scares me

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yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

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