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king-samanthian:

forget-the-maps:

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Calvin and Hobbes: the college years

(Source: sizvideos, via claireblossom)

thebluelip-blondie:

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up


I love this dog

(via jacksnwhittemore)

Andy Samberg and Mindy Kaling give advice to teens during the 2014 Teen Choice Awards

(Source: mayawiig, via jacksnwhittemore)

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

(via take-ob-la-di-bla-da)

hashtag-sherlocklives:

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this is the accurate relationship between the Americans and the English 

(Source: frederdickchilton, via wildeaboutoscar)

jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

(via pizza)

Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

bogarted:

"My son tells me, ‘Do you realize you are the last one? The last person who was an eyewitness to the golden age?’ Young people, even in Hollywood, ask me, ‘Were you really married to Humphrey Bogart?’ ‘Well, yes, I think I was,’ I reply. You realize yourself when you start reflecting — because I don’t live in the past, although your past is so much a part of what you are — that you can’t ignore it. But I don’t look at scrapbooks. I could show you some, but I’d have to climb ladders, and I can’t climb,"

R.I.P Lauren Bacall (1924-2014)

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Meryl Streep talks about Robin Williams death

(Source: mockingday, via yourma)

solarmetronome:

black—lamb:

I’m gonna get fired 💆

(via claireblossom)

maudelynn:

"i’m free."

(Source: faantasmic)

extrarouge:

and you’re nada.