Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
ICONIC CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE
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Look at this contouring god
If homophobia were a conversation about food...
Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form
home is where you fully understand how the shower works
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