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floralls:

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riddlemetom:

Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [4/4] Inspired by x

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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ICONIC CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE 

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mainheaux:

Look at this contouring god

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st4ke0ut:

I actually died at this
imgfave:

Posted by LindaMiranda

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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tastygravy:

everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form

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rippleklainebagels:

home is where you fully understand how the shower works

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